Date: Friday, September 25th, 2026 Where:Chama Time: 9pm local
The Management Notes: No rehearsal. Why would they rehearse? No formality. Why start now? No obligation. They mean it.
Attire: Whatever you’re wearing with unrestrained zeal.
The Porto Party: The Thing Itself
Date: Saturday, September 26th, 2026
Address: R. de Cabo Simão 181, 4430-033 Vila Nova de Gaia, Portugal (linked for your pleasure)
Arrival Time (a generous interpretation): Swing by at 5pm local time
A Note From The Management Regarding the Evening’s Proceedings: Guests will find libations and grazing spreads on the terrace. Arrival time suggested for 5pm, sunset is scheduled for 7:24pm local (we’ve checked with the appropriate authorities for appropriate vibe readiness).
A note on practicalities: temperatures decline with the sunset. Other inquiries have been catalogued in the FAQ Dossier.
Jo & Blake will be otherwise occupied exchanging private love letters and will join society at their discretion. Upon their emergence, guests are allowed exuberance and hugs (likely high fives for Jo due to costume restriction) and all will rejoice in a champagne or related toast (or three) and merriment prior to the brisk I Do portion of the evening.
The remaining agenda is an evening of family style dining, imbibing, and dancing of dubious quality - skill optional, spirit mandatory. Please refer to Chapter Four for inspiration.
The Management wishes to clarify: This gathering emphasizes libations, semi choreographed movement, and spontaneous joy. Traditional formalities have been deliberately omitted. Uptightness strictly prohibited. Management appreciates your adherence to protocol.